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Come to Papa
26 minutes and 59 seconds have passed. And so far you've spent every waking moment watching pizza por* only to get yourself greased up for whats to come.
Time suddenly freezes. Your Pizza senses are tingling. And you and your dog lock eyes because you both know what's behind door #1.
It's that Taste Bud sizzling, time to party, hit the running man on the way to the door, dont even share with your own pops, capital N as in the NOTORIOUS P.I.Z PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA IS HERE
The rest is a blur. You suddenly find yourself with a hot pizza box smoldering in your lap and your dog staring at a piece of pup crust like its found love at first bite
Overcome with emotion, the perfectly shaped pepperoni couplets catch your tears of joy and the only words you can fathom before burning the roof of your mouth is...
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Hype Squad
According to the OGs, Back in the day if fans wanted to show face at the World Cup, they needed to pledge their allegiance to a team, a country, a side.
it was mano a mano, head to head.
But now we're in the dawn of a new aura, where us WC fans are united by the one thing we have in common: HYPE
It's the pulse of the party, the beat that drives the music, the fashion that makes every moment a statement, its our universal language.
So no matter who we rep or what the score is, hype is our home team.
Because our hype can't be contained by a border when its destined to shine on the world stage.
WE ARE THE HYPE SQUAD:
We're the cool kids who bring the drip to the pitch. The players watch our moves. We keep the game fresh. We're the inner circle that makes the WC go round.
So, join us. we need all the hype we can get. Pull up to the WC with the dopest team of them all...
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Because Pizza
Why do we do what we do? Why do we get Pepperoncinis from Turkey? Why did we choose authentic italian over AI? Why didn't bread become the best until it was sliced? Why do we still have landlines? Why put garlic sauce in every box? Why do we have thumbs? Why was Mona Lisa smiling? Why use better ingredients? Why is Shaq here? Why are you here? Why are you reading this? Why do people call us Papa? Why do we show up to the office? Why do we do anything and everything? Why did the chicken cross the fu*%king road? Hell, why do we even make pizza?
Because...?
Pizza.
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#10
When we think of football, we think sbout legacy and prestige. Its about the trophies, the goals, the glory.
But when we think of footballers, we think of those who play the game in an entirely different font. Those who write their own rules on how to win. The ones who bring the glitz AND the glamour on and off the field.
They just dont score goals; they score game silencing bangers. And the cars they drive home in? stop it.
Take one look at (insert celeb name) lyrics, and you'll see his heroes have one thing in common. Messi, Mbappe, Mardona - They're all 10's.
A number in Football reserved for the special few. The icons of drip, the flygods of finesse.
Gone are the days when a win is enough. In football and in life, if you really want to be a GOAT, you've got to win with style.
Its no longer about being #1; its about being #10